This beer was served at a beer dinner I was at just last month at Fair Winds. I dug it, so I was delighted to see it appear. I also dig the Point Break reference, as I'm a sucker for pop culture beer titles. I might name my first IPA 1.21 gigawatz, but alas I digress. Anyways, I'm tired, I'm busy, and I wanted to try an experiment. What if I told Google's AI tool to write this review in the voice of Johnny Utah from Point Break? Would it be good? You tell me...
"Alright, dude. This Bodhi's Last Ride IPA (3.8/NR/NR) is the gnarliest wave I've ever ridden, but without the salt and the sand. It's got a head like a curl, foamy and white, and a body that's as smooth as a glassy day at Teahupoo. The flavor's a total mind-bender, a citrusy punch that hits you like a closeout set, followed by a hoppy undertow that keeps you coming back for more. It's the perfect brew for a session with the crew, or a solo session on the couch, lost in the lineup of your mind."
Not bad, not bad. I would have liked it to shout A, Beeeeeeeeeeee, Veeee at some point like when Keanu let's us know who he works for, but I've definitely written worse shit.
I'm turning the blog keys over to Wingnut tomorrow for good reason (The OBC's birthday), but I'm back on Friday, and now that I'm caught up, we'll get back to the comedy gold (cough, cough...) that I produced earlier in the month. Hang loose!
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